A "Deathbed Movie" is one of those movies that you end up seeing that will come back to haunt you on your deathbed.
You will lay there wishing, "I would really like those 87 minutes back from when I saw 'X." A DB movie is one that brings up immediate feelings of regret (either for the $7.50 you spent to see it, the person you saw the movie with, or just the time spent sitting through the dog.)
Enjoy the bad movies to come!! :-) (Or better yet, don't enjoy them! Enjoy NOT enjoying them! Enjoy the fact that you did not try to enjoy them!)
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