First DB movie... "Popeye"

My first DB movie would be "Popeye," starring Robin Williams. I saw this movie with my brother and sister when I was a boy, and thought it was awful then, and still think it is awful now.

Williams' voice was right on, but everything else was weird and strange. I would actually have to see it again to be able to tell why it is completely useless, but I am not sure that I have ever seen it in a video store to rent it.

If you are thinking about seeing this movie... don't! You will be glad that you spent your time doing something else other than this...

Do not see this movie!! You'll be glad you didn't!!

What is a "Deathbed Movie?"

A "Deathbed Movie" is one of those movies that you end up seeing that will come back to haunt you on your deathbed.

You will lay there wishing, "I would really like those 87 minutes back from when I saw 'X." A DB movie is one that brings up immediate feelings of regret (either for the $7.50 you spent to see it, the person you saw the movie with, or just the time spent sitting through the dog.)

Enjoy the bad movies to come!! :-) (Or better yet, don't enjoy them! Enjoy NOT enjoying them! Enjoy the fact that you did not try to enjoy them!)