Monday, May 11, 2009

Fifth DB movie... "Indochine"

The city I live in has an incredible, "old-timey" theater with the woodwork and the marquee and everything, and I wanted to take my sister out to see a good movie.

Unfortunately, we picked "Indochine."

She said it best as we walked out after this one... "Seeing this movie is like getting hit over the head with a bag of oranges... you're just glad when it stops."

This is the only bad movie that I wish I didn't have the time back... I never wish for less time to hang out with my sister--only more! :-)

But... avoid this movie! Go somewhere else with someone you care for! Do something better--you'll be glad you did!

Fourth DB movie... "On Deadly Ground"


I had to walk out of this movie during the ham-handed ending. Very preachy.

Avoid this mess... you'll be glad you did!! (At least I only wasted 86 minutes instead of the entire 90!)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Third DB Movie... "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park"

This was one of those movies that you thought was cool when you were 11, but when you came home from college one semester and stayed up late one night to watch it, you realized how absolutely stupid it was!

I want back that evening watching TV!

Avoid this movie at all costs... you'll be glad you did!!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Second DB Movie... "Dick Tracy"


Whether it was the annoying color scheme, or having to suffer through Madonna's acting, or the rotten story, this movie was awful.

I had friends who took me to this movie, but I still hated it (sorry).

Bring back those 90 minutes of my life! I want them back!